On today's show we've got 5 rounds in the magazine ...

ROUND 1: Classic case of good initiative, bad judgment. A former Georgia state employee now faces criminal charges after she allegedly faked multiple pregnancies for paid time off.

ROUND 2: Who among us has not gone to a sleepover for teens, gotten hammered drunk & called them “acne fuckers”? Well, I certainly haven’t but now at least Kate has something in common with a U.S. House candidate.

ROUND 3: An elementary school kid should be a 5 star recruit for all military recruiters in about 10 years. He wishes a mother fuckin zombie would.

ROUND 4: “We’re all going to decide the fate of Ukraine today.” Newest Netflix drama or is it just Putin deciding on war via a bizarre, scripted meeting broadcast to all?

ROUND 5: There are reports coming out about a Tank wreaking havoc in California