Comedian Shane Gillis and Comedian Mark Normand take a ride with me, known child abductor, further and further away from the liberal safety of Austin and closer and closer to the sexy dangers of La Grange.  We talk about our appearance on the Joe Rogan Experience podcast the day before as well as above ground pools, the Drake burn rap, Shane’s disgust that he’s even doing this, my terrible driving, Shane’s horrible fat fat fat body, my excellent shape for such a young man, and Mark just sits in the back and fires shots and butt trumpet songs at the front seat like a true American sniper.  Follow Shane: Instagram Twitter More! Follow Mark: Instagram Twitter More! For more Ari: Tour Dates Ari's Patreon Instagram More Info The Music: Tom Petty - Running Down A Dream Foghat - Slow Ride ZZ Top - La Grange Pusha T - The Story of Adidon   Thanks to our sponsors! Go to BetterHelp.com/Ari for 10% off your first month of counseling and head to 3Chi.com and use code "Skeptic" for 5% off your order of Delta 8 products!