Round 1: There was some news about Wormholes this week. Time travel is possible, bitches. So we are gonna time travel in round 1.

Round 2: One colonel was new shoes goofin in Kuwait, but it turns out he stole the shoes from the PX. SAY IT AINT SO!

Round 3: Iran was playin a little helicopter chicken and ended up just 25 yards away from a ship’s deck.

Round 4: If you’re on a ship, it ships for free! Parents are able to mail their milk/tit milk to their babies on the government dime. Neat!

Round 5: Toby harnden wrote a book called 1st Casualty and Chaps interviewed him.

SAVED ROUNDS!