We've got 4 Rounds in the Magazine!

Round 1: Update the safety brief: longtime stoolie Shakira was involved in a wild boar attack. Head on a swivel, folks.

Round 2: In a story fit for Netflix, a former Army Ranger faces extradition to the Netherlands where he is wanted for being a hitman that killed a German businessman.

Round 3: The Taliban is sick and tired of their boots acting like nasty little turds.

Round 4: The Chairman of the joint chiefs went before both houses of congress this week, it was an absolute shitshow.