Bayern go top of the Bundesliga but the headlines surround Leroy Sane the subbed sub. And are Dortmund already on the verge of crisis under their caretaker?

Lille are top of Ligue 1 but both organisations could be in dire financial straits. Meanwhile Karim Benzema – the greatest French striker ever?

Speaking of Benzema, are we veering towards a two-horse title race in Spain between Atletico and Real.

And in Serie A, we saw the fastest goal ever and Napoli returning to retiro. 

RUNNING ORDER: 
 
• PART 1: Moment of the weekend (01m 30s)
• PART 2: Leverkusen 1-2 Bayern (08m 30s) 
• PART 3: Record-breaking Milan & Napoli in retiro (17m 30s)
• PART 4: Lille & Ligue 1’s financial crisis (23m 30s) 
• PART 5: Atletico & Real – a two-horse race? (35m 30s)
• PART 6: Dortmund defeated, Thuram spitting (45m 00s)
• PART 7: Papu and Pirlo making headlines in Italy (53m 00s)

 
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