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What's a Bayou?

FromInside the Closet

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May 28, 2020

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The days may not have meaning anymore, but at least we still have #InsideTheCloset! This week we get INTO it with questions about family history, stereotypes of the South, bird poop, and Jello. We learn who dated a devil worshipper, and get an update on what Grindr's like during quarantine. Be sure to follow us on instagram, rate, and subscribe!
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May 28, 2020

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You won't believe what NYC comedians Emma Willmann and Matteo Lane talk about Inside the Closet. Join comics Emma and Matteo as they share their experiences of being gay comics in mainstream culture.

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Collegiate Closet: Live from William Patterson University, it's #InsideTheCloset! This week Emma has a big career announcement, and Matteo pissed off some Mariah Carey fans. Emma and Matteo took these students to class with lessons on dating, gay guy on straight guy... by Inside the Closet
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The Secret 2 w/ Frank Liotti: According to today's s guest, actor and comic Frank Loitti (@Frank_Liotti), the second edition of “The Secret” should be called “THE LIE.” Don't miss as the threesome dishes on their favorite drag queens, why masculinity is so precious in... by Inside the Closet
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Fairy Drag Mother w/ Miz Cracker: You've heard about her on the show, and this week we're joined by Miz Cracker and her emotional support human Katelyn. These two are all over the New York drag scene, and they give us a crash course in drag, starting out, and how to really deal with a... by Inside the Closet
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Devil's Fish: Emma's phoning it in from LA this week, and Matteo is finally home in New York. #InsideTheCloset finds one of our hosts covered in hives, and the other one getting in bed with a sexual superstar. Emma gives Matteo an emotional pep talk, and Matteo... by Inside the Closet
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Lesbian in the Lobby: #InsideTheCloset is officially bi...coastal! Emma calls in from LA to catch up with Matteo about life on the set of The CW's "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend". Matteo made the Out100, and posed with a big rubber cock. Then he "met" the incredible Janet Jackson! by Inside the Closet
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Puss-Puss: Matteo calls Emma from Spain as this week's episode takes place on two continents and it has everything. Transatlantic romance, ominous Instagram messages, and butt stuff. Can anyone get Emma this sex robot? We're serious. Let Emma hear... by Inside the Closet
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Homophobic Hate Mail: Emma and Matteo dish on how to handle a partner's sudden switch in sexual behavior, explains grinder to straight people, cat fishing, Emma's Craigslist date, and Matteo's recent excursions abroad. And, hate mail. by Inside the Closet
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Brewing Balls: Emma and Matteo answer their first question from a listener! Matteo dishes about his recent hook up in Italy, getting hit on by Clay Aiken, while Emma hashes out her gender identity issues and tries to make the case that there is not always come in... by Inside the Closet
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Listener Mail: Fans wrote in, and #InsideTheCloset is ready to answer. Emma and Matteo advise listeners on spotting lesbians, lesbians on Craigslist, and gay bar etiquette. Plus, the journey of enlightenment on whether you're a top or a bottom. Emma talks about her... by Inside the Closet
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Criminal Nudes: Things are getting serious, both on #InsideTheCloset and in Matteo's dating life. We answer Haddaway's age old question "What is love," weigh in on nonconsensual nudes, and talk hair. Then get into the different levels of sophistication between Emma... by Inside the Closet
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Pocket Gays: Mom's the word on lucky episode 13 of #InsideTheCloset. Emma's back from LA, and we have a lot to catch up on. From fights on the red carpet, to fights at a Hertz, to fights in a bathroom. Learn how to Impress Matteo's family and more! by Inside the Closet
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The Greenest Room w/ Patti: Emma and Matteo's friend Patti (@legalminor) stops by the greenest of green rooms in this week's episode of #InsideTheCloset. Get all the t on Emma's legendary fall down the stairs, and everyone's latest sexploits and fantasies. We get some insight... by Inside the Closet
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F**k Maggie Haberman: Emma's calling into #InsideTheCloset from beautiful Cancun. While she deals with older gays and birds, Matteo talks about Michelle Wolf's White House Correspondent's Dinner. We take questions about moving in together too soon, and how we feel about... by Inside the Closet
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Secret Meat w/ Sam Jay: #InsideTheCloset is thrilled to welcome the incredibly talented and funny Sam Jay. The SNL writer sits down with Emma and Matteo to talk about the freakiest sex, answer some rapid fire fan questions, and give us all tips on how to have game. This... by Inside the Closet
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I'm Dating My Mother: Matteo gets some “trade” while Emma researches how “lesbians have sex, while also facing a lapse in being sober (which does not have great results for her - or a stair case). Of course, they figure out who could poop in their mouth, and Matteo... by Inside the Closet
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Advice for Mariah Carey: An exclusive catch up like only emma and matteo can do! Matteo notices Emma's pen (which doubles as a weapon) and they spiral into recent hookups, the different languages of love, relationships with their mothers, Emma accidentally attending OA,... by Inside the Closet
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Call Me By Your Stripper Name: Emma fantasizes about going to a secluded island to have Matteo's baby or making him carry it to term, and that's just the first minute of #InsideTheCloset. Matteo's been busy in Vegas, New Orleans, and at the View. Meanwhile, Emma spills tea... by Inside the Closet
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Live from San Francisco: #InsideTheCloset is live! Again! Emma and Matteo recorded this week's show in front of a whole room of fans of the podcast. We wanted to thank everyone for coming out. Matteo's talking about his soulmate from Spain, and Emma lies about white water... by Inside the Closet
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My Date with Liza w/ Taylor Strecker: Happy New Years! #InsideTheCloset is so happy to welcome our first guest of 2018, Taylor Strecker. Taylor and Emma go way back as cohosts of Wake Up With Taylor on Serius XM. She drops by to talk about her first relationship with a woman, celebrate... by Inside the Closet
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Experts On Nothing w/ Robyn Schall: #InsideTheCloset makes history by hosting our first ever heterosexual guest, Robyn Schall (@robynschallcomic). We love Robyn, and give her two tabs of ecstasy and she loves women for a few hours. Hear about everyone's shared love of psychopathic... by Inside the Closet
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Squeeze Box: Matteo is back from Spain, but his whirlwind romance seems to have knocked the wind out of him. While he recovers, #InsideTheCloset presents a very special episode we recorded before he left with our friend Patti! Get all the T on what was going on... by Inside the Closet
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NYC Podfest Live: #InsideTheCloset wants to give a big shout out to @NYCPodFest for hosting our third live show! We had an audience full of fans who came out on a Sunday night to show their support. Matteo talks more about his boo, and his romantic surprise... by Inside the Closet
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What's a Bayou?

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