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FromInside the Closet

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Apr 9, 2020

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We're back with another new episode of #InsideTheCloset, and we have overcome our technical difficulties again! We've got some tips on how to get a social pick me up, discuss digital comedy shows, and get into some fun hats! Let us know in the comments if you understand using Twitch with Nintendo Switch, and tell us what YOU are doing to keep your spirits up during quarantine!
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Released:

Apr 9, 2020

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Podcast episode

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You won't believe what NYC comedians Emma Willmann and Matteo Lane talk about Inside the Closet. Join comics Emma and Matteo as they share their experiences of being gay comics in mainstream culture.

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Closet Is Burning: #InsideTheCloset has had one hell of a week. Emma can't stop throwing up in Ubers, Matteo had article written about him that got his message wrong, and everyone's a little bummed out. That said, we have some BIG news coming up, we weigh the pros and... by Inside the Closet
43 min listen
Gay Conversion Therapist w/ Bowen Yang: Ever wondered what it would be like to have a conversion therapist, who might be gay? Emma and Matteo sit down with hilarious friend, actor, comedian, and producer: Bowen Yang to talk about his experience coming out, bombing at sexting, deep throating... by Inside the Closet
47 min listen
How Would WE Have Sex?: Emma and Matteo navigate sex with each other, coming out as a furry, pressures of being a top, and the anxieties of being a bottom. by Inside the Closet
25 min listen
Lesbian in the Lobby: #InsideTheCloset is officially bi...coastal! Emma calls in from LA to catch up with Matteo about life on the set of The CW's "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend". Matteo made the Out100, and posed with a big rubber cock. Then he "met" the incredible Janet Jackson! by Inside the Closet
36 min listen
The Hyper Sexualization of Gay Men w/ Mike Kelton: This week comedian and host Mike Kelton comes #InsidetheCloset to dish on the most attractive Trump kid, being a bottom versus a top, bachelorette parties at gay bars, and the power of self actualization. Mike and Emma brainstorm ways to set up... by Inside the Closet
52 min listen
Too Tired To Cheat: Another #InsideTheCloset where we dive into issues with codependence and adultery in the families, gender, and the logistics of storing pot in one's ass. Also, why therapists are wrong. by Inside the Closet
42 min listen
Brewing Balls: Emma and Matteo answer their first question from a listener! Matteo dishes about his recent hook up in Italy, getting hit on by Clay Aiken, while Emma hashes out her gender identity issues and tries to make the case that there is not always come in... by Inside the Closet
38 min listen
I'm Dating My Mother: Matteo gets some “trade” while Emma researches how “lesbians have sex, while also facing a lapse in being sober (which does not have great results for her - or a stair case). Of course, they figure out who could poop in their mouth, and Matteo... by Inside the Closet
42 min listen
Advice for Mariah Carey: An exclusive catch up like only emma and matteo can do! Matteo notices Emma's pen (which doubles as a weapon) and they spiral into recent hookups, the different languages of love, relationships with their mothers, Emma accidentally attending OA,... by Inside the Closet
44 min listen
Homophobic Hate Mail: Emma and Matteo dish on how to handle a partner's sudden switch in sexual behavior, explains grinder to straight people, cat fishing, Emma's Craigslist date, and Matteo's recent excursions abroad. And, hate mail. by Inside the Closet
41 min listen
Criminal Nudes: Things are getting serious, both on #InsideTheCloset and in Matteo's dating life. We answer Haddaway's age old question "What is love," weigh in on nonconsensual nudes, and talk hair. Then get into the different levels of sophistication between Emma... by Inside the Closet
56 min listen
Listener Mail: Fans wrote in, and #InsideTheCloset is ready to answer. Emma and Matteo advise listeners on spotting lesbians, lesbians on Craigslist, and gay bar etiquette. Plus, the journey of enlightenment on whether you're a top or a bottom. Emma talks about her... by Inside the Closet
46 min listen
Experts On Nothing w/ Robyn Schall: #InsideTheCloset makes history by hosting our first ever heterosexual guest, Robyn Schall (@robynschallcomic). We love Robyn, and give her two tabs of ecstasy and she loves women for a few hours. Hear about everyone's shared love of psychopathic... by Inside the Closet
59 min listen
Pussy Bus w/ Sydnee Washington and Marie Faustin: #InsideTheCloset is so happy to welcome Sydnee Washington and Marie Faustin (The Unofficial Experts). They stop by to chat about fisting and lies, give advice about getting into comedy and how to regain confidence. Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann ... by Inside the Closet
62 min listen
My Date with Liza w/ Taylor Strecker: Happy New Years! #InsideTheCloset is so happy to welcome our first guest of 2018, Taylor Strecker. Taylor and Emma go way back as cohosts of Wake Up With Taylor on Serius XM. She drops by to talk about her first relationship with a woman, celebrate... by Inside the Closet
59 min listen
Blow Job Advice w/ Carly Aquilino: Our special guest this week is Carly Aquilino! She tells us all about her boyfriend Matt. Plus, Emma reminisces about giving blow jobs and Matteo might be dying. Then we get to your questions about bottoming, labels, and spirituality. Follow Emma -... by Inside the Closet
60 min listen
Collegiate Closet: Live from William Patterson University, it's #InsideTheCloset! This week Emma has a big career announcement, and Matteo pissed off some Mariah Carey fans. Emma and Matteo took these students to class with lessons on dating, gay guy on straight guy... by Inside the Closet
42 min listen
Call Me By Your Stripper Name: Emma fantasizes about going to a secluded island to have Matteo's baby or making him carry it to term, and that's just the first minute of #InsideTheCloset. Matteo's been busy in Vegas, New Orleans, and at the View. Meanwhile, Emma spills tea... by Inside the Closet
54 min listen
Pocket Gays: Mom's the word on lucky episode 13 of #InsideTheCloset. Emma's back from LA, and we have a lot to catch up on. From fights on the red carpet, to fights at a Hertz, to fights in a bathroom. Learn how to Impress Matteo's family and more! by Inside the Closet
47 min listen
The Greenest Room w/ Patti: Emma and Matteo's friend Patti (@legalminor) stops by the greenest of green rooms in this week's episode of #InsideTheCloset. Get all the t on Emma's legendary fall down the stairs, and everyone's latest sexploits and fantasies. We get some insight... by Inside the Closet
40 min listen
Cum Gutter Ball w/ Keith Malley and Chemda Khalili: From "Keith and the Girl" we're happy to welcome Keith Malley and Chemda Khalili. These two are podcasting legends and this week, they sit down with Emma and Matteo to discuss budding romance, failed marriages, and lying on dates. We also offer some... by Inside the Closet
53 min listen
The Secret 2 w/ Frank Liotti: According to today's s guest, actor and comic Frank Loitti (@Frank_Liotti), the second edition of “The Secret” should be called “THE LIE.” Don't miss as the threesome dishes on their favorite drag queens, why masculinity is so precious in... by Inside the Closet
44 min listen
Live from San Francisco: #InsideTheCloset is live! Again! Emma and Matteo recorded this week's show in front of a whole room of fans of the podcast. We wanted to thank everyone for coming out. Matteo's talking about his soulmate from Spain, and Emma lies about white water... by Inside the Closet
87 min listen
Skeletor Off w/ Evan Williams: #InsideTheCloset makes another historic first! This week we're joined by heterosexual comedian Evan Williams. Evan and Matteo take turns impersonating each other and Skeletor, while Evan and Emma realize they look alike. We get into addiction and... by Inside the Closet
49 min listen
Puss-Puss: Matteo calls Emma from Spain as this week's episode takes place on two continents and it has everything. Transatlantic romance, ominous Instagram messages, and butt stuff. Can anyone get Emma this sex robot? We're serious. Let Emma hear... by Inside the Closet
39 min listen
The Bees and The Bees: It's 2018, and #InsideTheCloset is back to work! Both Emma and Matteo are dealing with relationship drama. The girl in Boston is done, but Matteo has two men after him. We took questions about dating in the closet, and held an impromptu gay sex ed... by Inside the Closet
61 min listen
Good Good Comedy Live!: Philadelphia, we came, we saw, we really hated that smoothie place Fuel! #InsideTheCloset recorded at the Good Good Comedy Club, and we had a blast! Matteo is sweating cheesesteak, Emma's into lions sexually, and we answered questions from the... by Inside the Closet
74 min listen
The Bitch In Part 1 Featuring Aunt Cindy, Cousin Megan, and Cousin Kelly: #InsideTheCloset is happy to announce our first ever two part event! You've heard about them before, but Matteo finally brought in his cousins Megan and Kelly, and the LEGENDARY Aunt Cindy! Emma gets a chance to compare notes on her WASPy upbringing... by Inside the Closet
46 min listen
Fleet of Pies w/ Monet X Change and Patti: #InsideTheCloset is giving you all the bang for your buck with a two for one special guest appearance by Monet X Change and Patti! We are getting into everything this week talking drag race, 7th grade blowjobs, and a utilitarian approach to the... by Inside the Closet
59 min listen
NYC Podfest Live: #InsideTheCloset wants to give a big shout out to @NYCPodFest for hosting our third live show! We had an audience full of fans who came out on a Sunday night to show their support. Matteo talks more about his boo, and his romantic surprise... by Inside the Closet
70 min listen

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