Fags Gotta Burp!

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Fags Gotta Burp!

FromInside the Closet

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Jan 17, 2019

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Welcome to Fags Gotta Burp! I mean #InsideTheCloset, that's it! Emma and Matteo catch up with each other and talk about what really matters, namely: Boomer Banks (the porn star's) penis, Sonic Fox (the gay furry professional video game player,) and Cher's twitter. Special shoutout: we love you Sally Peterson!
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Jan 17, 2019

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You won't believe what NYC comedians Emma Willmann and Matteo Lane talk about Inside the Closet. Join comics Emma and Matteo as they share their experiences of being gay comics in mainstream culture.

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Pocket Gays: Mom's the word on lucky episode 13 of #InsideTheCloset. Emma's back from LA, and we have a lot to catch up on. From fights on the red carpet, to fights at a Hertz, to fights in a bathroom. Learn how to Impress Matteo's family and more! by Inside the Closet
47 min listen
Blow Job Advice w/ Carly Aquilino: Our special guest this week is Carly Aquilino! She tells us all about her boyfriend Matt. Plus, Emma reminisces about giving blow jobs and Matteo might be dying. Then we get to your questions about bottoming, labels, and spirituality. Follow Emma -... by Inside the Closet
60 min listen
I'm Dating My Mother: Matteo gets some “trade” while Emma researches how “lesbians have sex, while also facing a lapse in being sober (which does not have great results for her - or a stair case). Of course, they figure out who could poop in their mouth, and Matteo... by Inside the Closet
42 min listen
Brewing Balls: Emma and Matteo answer their first question from a listener! Matteo dishes about his recent hook up in Italy, getting hit on by Clay Aiken, while Emma hashes out her gender identity issues and tries to make the case that there is not always come in... by Inside the Closet
38 min listen
How Would WE Have Sex?: Emma and Matteo navigate sex with each other, coming out as a furry, pressures of being a top, and the anxieties of being a bottom. by Inside the Closet
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The Hyper Sexualization of Gay Men w/ Mike Kelton: This week comedian and host Mike Kelton comes #InsidetheCloset to dish on the most attractive Trump kid, being a bottom versus a top, bachelorette parties at gay bars, and the power of self actualization. Mike and Emma brainstorm ways to set up... by Inside the Closet
52 min listen
The Secret 2 w/ Frank Liotti: According to today's s guest, actor and comic Frank Loitti (@Frank_Liotti), the second edition of “The Secret” should be called “THE LIE.” Don't miss as the threesome dishes on their favorite drag queens, why masculinity is so precious in... by Inside the Closet
44 min listen
Cum Gutter Ball w/ Keith Malley and Chemda Khalili: From "Keith and the Girl" we're happy to welcome Keith Malley and Chemda Khalili. These two are podcasting legends and this week, they sit down with Emma and Matteo to discuss budding romance, failed marriages, and lying on dates. We also offer some... by Inside the Closet
53 min listen
The Greenest Room w/ Patti: Emma and Matteo's friend Patti (@legalminor) stops by the greenest of green rooms in this week's episode of #InsideTheCloset. Get all the t on Emma's legendary fall down the stairs, and everyone's latest sexploits and fantasies. We get some insight... by Inside the Closet
40 min listen
Homophobic Hate Mail: Emma and Matteo dish on how to handle a partner's sudden switch in sexual behavior, explains grinder to straight people, cat fishing, Emma's Craigslist date, and Matteo's recent excursions abroad. And, hate mail. by Inside the Closet
41 min listen
Listener Mail: Fans wrote in, and #InsideTheCloset is ready to answer. Emma and Matteo advise listeners on spotting lesbians, lesbians on Craigslist, and gay bar etiquette. Plus, the journey of enlightenment on whether you're a top or a bottom. Emma talks about her... by Inside the Closet
46 min listen
Lesbian in the Lobby: #InsideTheCloset is officially bi...coastal! Emma calls in from LA to catch up with Matteo about life on the set of The CW's "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend". Matteo made the Out100, and posed with a big rubber cock. Then he "met" the incredible Janet Jackson! by Inside the Closet
36 min listen
Gay Conversion Therapist w/ Bowen Yang: Ever wondered what it would be like to have a conversion therapist, who might be gay? Emma and Matteo sit down with hilarious friend, actor, comedian, and producer: Bowen Yang to talk about his experience coming out, bombing at sexting, deep throating... by Inside the Closet
47 min listen
NYC Podfest Live: #InsideTheCloset wants to give a big shout out to @NYCPodFest for hosting our third live show! We had an audience full of fans who came out on a Sunday night to show their support. Matteo talks more about his boo, and his romantic surprise... by Inside the Closet
70 min listen
The Oxytocin Effect w/ Zara Barrie: This week on #InsideTheCloset we're joined by Go Magazine Editor Zara Barrie! Emma literally takes notes on how to be a lesbian, and Matteo's showing his boyfriend around New York. We discuss the energy people put into finding problems, bowls of... by Inside the Closet
48 min listen
Collegiate Closet: Live from William Patterson University, it's #InsideTheCloset! This week Emma has a big career announcement, and Matteo pissed off some Mariah Carey fans. Emma and Matteo took these students to class with lessons on dating, gay guy on straight guy... by Inside the Closet
42 min listen
Criminal Nudes: Things are getting serious, both on #InsideTheCloset and in Matteo's dating life. We answer Haddaway's age old question "What is love," weigh in on nonconsensual nudes, and talk hair. Then get into the different levels of sophistication between Emma... by Inside the Closet
56 min listen
Sex Is About Leaking w/ Corinne Fisher and Krystyna Hutchinson: #InsideTheCloset is joined by podcasting legends Krystyna Hutchinson and Corinne Fisher of Guys We Fucked! Corinne's a little hungover and bruised, Krystyna's got a new fuck buddy, and we don't know what's going on with Lindsay Lohan. We field... by Inside the Closet
60 min listen
My Date with Liza w/ Taylor Strecker: Happy New Years! #InsideTheCloset is so happy to welcome our first guest of 2018, Taylor Strecker. Taylor and Emma go way back as cohosts of Wake Up With Taylor on Serius XM. She drops by to talk about her first relationship with a woman, celebrate... by Inside the Closet
59 min listen
Advice for Mariah Carey: An exclusive catch up like only emma and matteo can do! Matteo notices Emma's pen (which doubles as a weapon) and they spiral into recent hookups, the different languages of love, relationships with their mothers, Emma accidentally attending OA,... by Inside the Closet
44 min listen
Experts On Nothing w/ Robyn Schall: #InsideTheCloset makes history by hosting our first ever heterosexual guest, Robyn Schall (@robynschallcomic). We love Robyn, and give her two tabs of ecstasy and she loves women for a few hours. Hear about everyone's shared love of psychopathic... by Inside the Closet
59 min listen
Condiments Like Yourself: It's snowing in New York, and it's tearing #InsideTheCloset apart! Matteo had to fly out early because of the weather, so this week it's all Emma. She catches us up on her crush and wants help opening up to a friend about mental health. Then she takes... by Inside the Closet
39 min listen
Fleet of Pies w/ Monet X Change and Patti: #InsideTheCloset is giving you all the bang for your buck with a two for one special guest appearance by Monet X Change and Patti! We are getting into everything this week talking drag race, 7th grade blowjobs, and a utilitarian approach to the... by Inside the Closet
59 min listen
The Lesbians of Rochester: Emma and Matteo finally have a chance to catch up on this episode of #InsideTheCloset. Emma and Canada are donezo, but she had a great time at the GLAAD awards. Matteo is looking for free flights to Spain, and his boyfriend will be here in two... by Inside the Closet
52 min listen
F**k Maggie Haberman: Emma's calling into #InsideTheCloset from beautiful Cancun. While she deals with older gays and birds, Matteo talks about Michelle Wolf's White House Correspondent's Dinner. We take questions about moving in together too soon, and how we feel about... by Inside the Closet
59 min listen
Secret Meat w/ Sam Jay: #InsideTheCloset is thrilled to welcome the incredibly talented and funny Sam Jay. The SNL writer sits down with Emma and Matteo to talk about the freakiest sex, answer some rapid fire fan questions, and give us all tips on how to have game. This... by Inside the Closet
45 min listen
Do the Leelo: #InsideTheCloset is celebrating the wonderful feedback about the Netflix specials from our Closeteers. We love you guys. Speaking of love, Emma has some big news! We catch up on whatever is happening with Lindsay Lohan, Matteo reminisces about the... by Inside the Closet
57 min listen
Live from San Francisco: #InsideTheCloset is live! Again! Emma and Matteo recorded this week's show in front of a whole room of fans of the podcast. We wanted to thank everyone for coming out. Matteo's talking about his soulmate from Spain, and Emma lies about white water... by Inside the Closet
87 min listen
The Comedy Episode: Emma and Matteo are FINALLY reunited on a very special episode of #InsideTheCloset. They give you all the tea on just how much clawing, crawling, and desperation it really takes to make it in comedy. We dip into some mild armchair therapy, and Matteo... by Inside the Closet
57 min listen
Too Tired To Cheat: Another #InsideTheCloset where we dive into issues with codependence and adultery in the families, gender, and the logistics of storing pot in one's ass. Also, why therapists are wrong. by Inside the Closet
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