The Fitzdogs got family tattoos and now Greg and Erin are going on a camping trip and leaving their adultish children home alone for the first time. What's the worst that could happen? Meanwhile Elliot took his own piggy bank money to Target and used some of it to buy a gift for O-2! A study conclusively shows spanking is detrimental and Chicago Public Schools are making condoms available to students as young as fifth grade. A caller's daughter told a bald-faced-or-is-it-bold-faced lie and another caller needs to feel it. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Dame Get 15% off by going to dameproducts.com/childish American Girl Bitty Baby Go to AmericanGirl.com/bbpodcast and use promo code: Childish