King Patrick calls in looking for some anal action. He says he's been married to a couple former top models but they never had sex with him and so he's very frustrated. It's obvious from the start of the call that King Patrick is living in a total fantasy world but why is his fantasy world so frustrating for him. Tune in to hear the details.

 

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