Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 98 – Dick Pics, Dickmatization, And Wandering Dicks

Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 7 – The Curious Tale Of Coke-Dipped Chicken Fingers: My dream of being able to make a Caroline In The City reference finally came true in this latest episode while talking about how Allison is also a highly-skilled artiste. Allison drew our faces for our podcast artwork, by Dlisted: The Podcast

26 min listen

Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 6 – What Jimbo Saw: If this episode had a theme, it’d be “dicks of all kinds.” But then again, isn’t that the theme of every one of our episodes? On this episode, Allison and I talk about Louis C.K. trying to make a comeback, the sad end of HBO’s sex education programming... by Dlisted: The Podcast

30 min listen

Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 4 – Not Sponsored By Jack In The Box: That smug b-hole Jack from Jack In The Box is either going to hit us up with, “Keep my name out your filthy mouths,” or a thank you, depending on what his idea of good publicity is. Because Jack In The Box is the theme of our fourth episode. by Dlisted: The Podcast

33 min listen

Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 25 – Models, Medicine, And The Fluids Of Michael C. Hall: The American listeners who went hunting in supermarket aisles for Primo Pizza Squeeze and came up empty deserve an apology from me, so this episode starts off with that. Once I try to right that wrong, Allison and I talk about Victoria’s secret hatred ... by Dlisted: The Podcast

29 min listen

Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 9 – Cardi B, Abuelita-In-Training: “Robitussin jizz” is a phrase I say during this episode, so yeah, this one deep dives into the gutter. But don’t they all? Before I brain burp up about Pfizer-produced spunk, Allison and I talk about the Harper’s Brawl-zaar between Cardi B and Nicki Mi... by Dlisted: The Podcast

33 min listen

Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 29 – Enter Meghan: “Thank God for Meghan Markle” are words that actually escape out of my mouth while Allison and I talk about how Duchess Meghan has pulled some “Alexis Carrington in season 2 of Dynasty” shit by injecting some much-needed drama into the usual boring Bri... by Dlisted: The Podcast

32 min listen

Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 16 – The Day Taylor Swift Invented Voting: After skipping an episode because I nearly died (I just had food poisoning), Allison and I are back to talk about Taylor Swift pulling a Taylor Swift by endorsing Democrats right before the mid-terms after taking Red State money, by Dlisted: The Podcast

36 min listen

Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 33 – Woe Is Bradley Cooper! Where’s Mister Rogers? And Other Oscar Nominations Talk: After a 4,598 year hiatus (or a little over a month if you want to be specific about it), we are back with a third co-host. Allison delivered a human bundle of baby and she joins us for the first part of this episode. by Dlisted: The Podcast

33 min listen

Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 2 – Ooooooh-marosa: On this, our second episode, I confess that I hate the sound of my voice, but yet also say I love my gay voice (don’t ever accuse me of making sense,) and then Allison and I wrap whatever is left of our brains around the never-ending Brangelina divorce... by Dlisted: The Podcast

33 min listen

After A Zillion Years, The First Episode Of The Dlisted Podcast Has Arrived: It was 4,983,984 in internet years (which is last summer in regular years) when I said that a Dlisted podcast was making its way through the gutters of my brain and would be out soon. Well, my definition of soon is “over a year, by Dlisted: The Podcast

35 min listen

Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 20 – All Hail Granny Laurie Strode: Allison and I both saw Halloween over the weekend, so we prove that we’re the new Siskel & Ebert (if Siskel & Ebert knew nothing about movies and had trash taste) by talking about it, rating it, and worshiping at the badass memaw feet of Laurie Strode.... by Dlisted: The Podcast

35 min listen

Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 13 – Theroux-ing Up A Load Of Pretentiousness: If your ears had eyes (ear eyeballs?) they may roll to and fro over Justin Theroux trying to be the most ironic-est hipster whoever ironic-ed. Allison and I pick apart Justin Theroux’s New York Times interview from his lying about never wearing shorts ... by Dlisted: The Podcast

29 min listen

Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 5 – St. Angie, Interrupted: At the top of this episode, I completely blow Allison’s mind by telling her the identity of the musical superstar legend who is responsible for our podcast theme song. After Allison picks up the pieces of her blown mind off the floor, by Dlisted: The Podcast

25 min listen

Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 18 – Waiting At The Lindo Wing Door: One good thing this podcast has done for me is given me yet another platform where I can curse Duchess Meghan for getting to do Prince Hot Ginge on the regular. And I do that for a good chunk of this episode. by Dlisted: The Podcast

28 min listen

Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 8 – Scrambled Yoni Eggs: Beware! If nothing makes your ears curl like butchered Spanish, skip a couple of minutes into this episode, because Allison and I attempt to speak it. My abuelita and dead Spanish relatives are all rolling in their graves. by Dlisted: The Podcast

32 min listen

Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 3 – Hasn’t Aretha Franklin Been Through Enough?!: Since Allison and I love our games (those damn games), we start off our third episode with an MTV VMAs-themed game before wrapping our brains around the show including getting into Madonna summoning a side-eye from Queen Aretha, The Hills revival, by Dlisted: The Podcast

37 min listen

Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 14 – SoundCloud Rappers Can’t Handle Their Flamin’ Hot Cheetos: We once again become a gourmet food podcast by discussing Flamin’ Hot Cheetos, peanut butter and mayo sandwiches, and saltines with butter in one episode. Ina Garten wishes! Allison and I cover both Lil Xan’s stomach getting ripped apart by the food of... by Dlisted: The Podcast

30 min listen

Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 21 – The Unsurprising Breakup Of Megyn Kelly And The Peacock: After I take off my tinfoil hat (or “aluminum foil hat” as my dumbass calls it) about the lottery being rigged, Allison and I get neck deep in the blackface messiness that Megyn Kelly created for herself. Once we cleanse ourselves, by Dlisted: The Podcast

34 min listen

Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 12 – Chevy Desmond: We recorded this on National Pepperoni Pizza Day, so it’s actually amazing that we didn’t take the day off to worship the pepperoni pizza. But after Allison and I pay tribute to the pepperoni pizza, we talk about Chevy Chase solidifying himself as Old ... by Dlisted: The Podcast

34 min listen

Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 17 – The Girls Are Fighting: It’s a very special day today (and no, I’m not talking about Princess Eugenie’s wedding, but congrats, girl). It’s Allison birthday, and we should devote the entire episode to her, but we’ve got business to get into like Lana Del Rey vs. by Dlisted: The Podcast

33 min listen

Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 24 – What’s The Tea On Chamomile “Tea”?: Tyler Henry and The Long Island Medium don’t have to quit the psychic game just yet, because Allison and I wrongly predicted who People would pick as their Sexiest Man Alive 2018. Once we weep about that (and slobber at the mouth over Idris Elba gettin... by Dlisted: The Podcast

36 min listen

Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 51 – Hung Milk: Professor Allison educates myself and other not-knowing-about-milk-bags Americans about bags of milk after a reader asks her to explain it. But before Allison delivers a quick history of bolso leche, we talk about Armie Hammer and that toe sucking vide... by Dlisted: The Podcast

45 min listen

Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 10 – Won’t Somebody Please Think Of The Blondes: We recorded this episode on September 13, the day of the New York primary election, so I start off with openly dreaming about Rojo Caliente (aka Cynthia Nixon’s wife) getting one step closer to becoming the First Lady of New York. by Dlisted: The Podcast

32 min listen

Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 11 – Why Weren’t The Emmys Just One Long Betty White Tribute? And Other Questions: Another good question would be: Why isn’t this podcast episode just one long Betty White tribute? We do get into Betty White, but then we also talk about other Emmys stuff like Michael Che and Colin Jost’s hosting skills, by Dlisted: The Podcast

33 min listen

Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 23 – An Eye For An Eye: The beginning of this episode’s theme is EYES! I talk about my ongoing eye drama, and then Allison and I talk about Pete Davidson, whose ex-fiancee got pissed over a website saying he has butthole eyes, getting into trouble for making jokes about a Rep... by Dlisted: The Podcast

35 min listen

Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 22 – It’s That Messy Time Of Year: And by “messy time of year,” we of course mean Halloween. Allison and I talk about our Halloween costumes from the past, like her Yoko OnoYouDidnt get-up and my No Ass Mariah costume. We also get into The Onion-like story of Lena Dunham writing a movie... by Dlisted: The Podcast

33 min listen

Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 40 – Bloody Maaaaaaaary: Allison and I touched on Bloody Mary a bit in the last episode, and in this one, we get it into it more at the top. We throw down a CliffsNotes history of Bloody Mary, and I explain why I think we threw water on the mirror while trying to summon her (a... by Dlisted: The Podcast

40 min listen

Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 15 – A Double Dose Of Potent Foolery (AKA Kanye West And Lindsay Lohan): Just when I was beginning to think that Allison and I would have nothing from the weekend to talk shit about, a giant double train wreck happened. Kanye West went off the rails again, and the ginger Babadook that is Lindsay Lohan really went off the ra... by Dlisted: The Podcast

34 min listen

Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 34 – Girl Scout/Girl Guide: On the last episode, my already-mangled tongue mangled the names of several Oscar nominees, so at this top of this show, I try to redeem myself by pronouncing their names right. Allison the mangles the hell out of my last name. by Dlisted: The Podcast

43 min listen

Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 39 – Trapped In A Bad Acting Class: On this supersized episode (48 minutes is a lot for us, okay?), we start with paying tribute to Katherine Helmond, Keith Flint, and Luke Perry. The entire episode should really have been about them, but instead of doing that we laugh at Forbes calling ... by Dlisted: The Podcast

48 min listen

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Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 98 – Dick Pics, Dickmatization, And Wandering Dicks

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