John drafts in his three-year-old son Toby to describe the games in this week's Steam Charts. Kingdom Come Deliverance becomes a horrible fighting game called 'Meanies', SCUM becomes 'The Horrible Story', and the sad beasts of Monster Hunter World become the joyous dinosaurs of 'Pterodactyl Spinners'.

To see the Steam Charts, just head here: https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2018/09/24/steam-charts-flibble-glibble-pants-edition