"The Foster Portfolio" by Kurt Vonnegut

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"The Foster Portfolio" by Kurt Vonnegut

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Apr 14, 2020

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A financial advisor meets his new client: a hardworking, unassuming man with a curious and potentially life-changing secret.

"The Foster Portfolio" is from WELCOME TO THE MONKEY HOUSE by Kurt Vonnegut. Copyright © 1968 by Kurt Vonnegut, used by permission of The Wylie Agency LLC.

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