Alison makes a mistake at the top of the show which is nothing compared to the one she made while reading a bedtime story to Elliot. Jackie Johnson has some theories and Dustin Goot is here to commiserate. Also, Jackie is fond of a certain filter that's ruining society, house hunting, leafblowers versus podcasters, accents, Tony's torrential typing, a round of Yes Please or Oh Puhleeze and more! Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen   Buy Alison's Book: Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me)  https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd This show is brought to you by BROOKLINEN:  http://Brooklinen.com (Get 10% off AND free shipping when you use promo code BESTFRIEND) BOMBAS: http://bombas.com/bestfriend (for 20% off your first purchase) and SIMPLY EARTH: http://simplyearth.com/bestfriend You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/ Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial