Round 1: It is with a heavy heart that we announce that a humvee was stolen. If you lost your humvee, what is a fair punishment? Add best answers from social in the morning

Round 2: The message from the Puerto Rican commander of the national guard unit that is coming to DC was beyond motivating. If you wanna be inspired, stick around for round 2.

Round 3: School Circle on us. We are gonna answer some more questions that the beloved troops have. Could be good advice. Could be bad advice. We’ll just have to see, I guess. It’ll probably be bad though. Stinks but that’s just a fact.

Round 4: Big Balls OR FLAPS of the week goes to our Russian pal who was poisoned a few months ago. This dude is an absolute lunatic.

Round 5: In a story that should be the poster child for good initiative but bad judgment, a former Army Soldier, lookin at you Cons, was arrested for inciting violence in… checks notes… no… this cant be… Tallahassee? What the fuck