Halloween is almost here and there are big candy changes coming in both the Podfathers' houses due to Big Rona.

Speaking of the coco, Back To School nights are virtual this year due to the virus. Clem can't be happier while Large is bummed he doesn't have an excuse to leave the kids at home to booze. A heroic New Jersey superintendent said snow days will not end as long as he is in charge while California schools are threatening to throw kids in jail for missing Zoom classees.

Finally the guys open the mailbag for a classic Name That Baby question and try to help Reags figure out how to get his kid to stop hitting kids at daycare before he is known as the bad boy in class and forced to become a professional Rough N Rowdy fighter.