Ross Patterson and Dan Hollaway bring you the realest fake news of the week with estranged niece of Donald Trump, Mary Trump selling 950,000 copies of her book about Trump’s life in its first week, Charlemagne Tha God comes out in support for Nick Cannon, Dan is mesmerized at the human-like mouth triggerfish have, CNN misrepresents increased crime rates and claims defunding police will help with lowering crime, Ghislaine Maxwell was denied bail, drug overdoses are at records highs, NFL star Kenny Stills was arrested in Kentucky for protesting on the General Attorney’s lawn, and scientists have concluded that a human is capable of ingesting 84 hot dogs.