Pirates live to steal another day, social drinking, and horse girls. Up first is the IRL news were Joseph is sipping tiki mai tai while relaxing at home, and Andrew is also sipping on some beverage of choice while asking a pretty hard hitting question. Afterwards the guys switch places and make an Andrew sandwich in the industry news, as Joseph sheds a tear for his paper childhood and Andrew suits up in his new Sardine Mech. Finally the reviews wrap things up with Joseph setting fire to a white fedora, while Andrew hops aboard a horse girl who is not a centaur.