Scott Simpson (You Look Nice Today: California King podcast) joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of the games Scott's family have invented during the virus lockdown, the misconception around how many erogenous zones men have, and a hypothesis for why the later Star Trek series aren't as horny as the original. Plus, Jordan gets inspired to make an extra special Anal August proclamation to get us all through these difficult times.Action Item: We are still looking for horny D&D stories! If one of your D&D campaigns (or Warhammer or Vampire: The Masquerade) has gotten too hot for the tabletop, let us know!! Email us or send a voice memo to jjgo@maximumfun.org or call us at 206-984-4FUN!