I am delighted to tell you that I remembered to plug in my microphone for this episode, so that's a win right out of the gate, isn't it? And thanks to all of our crystal-clear sound, you'll hear us talk about my recent trip to Americus, Georgia, Melanie's recent trip to College Station, and the exciting new make-up that I bought last week. We'll also update you on our respective families' Coronavirus prep (Shankles - headed for the pandemic prep championship; Hudsons - did not qualify as we have not so much as purchased an extra roll of toilet paper), and we'll check on Melanie's post-book release haze. Oh! And Melanie's On the Bright Side is in Target stores now, so go find it and take a picture with it and buy copies for all your friends. Not that we're the boss of you. :-)  Hope y'all enjoy! Become a Patron! Show Notes: - Milani Most Loved Mattes eyeshadow palette - Thrive Causemetics lip liner (in Ghizlan), lipstick (in Emii), blush, and mascara (use promo code BIGBOO for 15% off your first purchase) - Maybelline Ink Crayon lipstick - NuFACE - Melanie foretells the Mike Leach hire in September - MONTHS ahead of time (go to 47:23 in the episode) - Truth and Lies: Jeffrey Epstein - R. Eric Thomas' tweet about Meghan Markle - photo of Meghan and Harry - On the Bright Side is at Target! (TARGET!!!) - Annie B. Jones at The Bookshelf - Most Likely by Sarah Watson - Sophie's March Playlist for Apple Music - Sophie's March Playlist for Spotify Sponsor: - YogaSleep (use this link for 20% off)