Lobstrosities, Clone People, a malevolent Cloud AI ... and they’re all converging on the sweet, sweet feet of the sweetest Baby-Sitters Club Ghostwriter we know. But that’s not even the worst of it. The worst of it is that there’s only two guys who can stop it, and they’re Time Babies. This godforsaken mess (and more!) is what you get when the boys attempt to read about the ancient past of the BSC in the pages of the Portrait Collection. This week, “Stacey’s Book.” Strap in. Music notes:“Falling Skies,” by Allen Grey“Nicest Rockabye Baby Lullaby,” by Little People in Training“Hush Little Baby (Musical Box),” by Allen Grey“Showtime,” by Stockwaves“Sexy Hip Hop,” by Stereo Nuts“Scottish Bagpipe Rock Anthem,” by Allen Grey“Typewriter Blues,” by AllenGreyThanks as always to original Baby Boy Scott Lamb (and actual Baby, Cyril) for the intro music, and to Bye Bye Empire for the outro music.