This week, comedian Brian Posehn joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! 
In Story #1, a man is arrested for aggravated assault after stealing Slim Jims. 
Story #2 features a drunk driver who calls the cops on himself.
 In Story #3, a man hurls a cup of clam chowder at a woman’s car.
 Finally, a voicemail from Nic Cage, who has an interesting business proposition.
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