This week, Alison Rosen (Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! 
In Story #1, a hangry woman claims she couldn't order french fries at taco bell because the workers there are racist. 
In Story #2, a man walks into a Speedway and very calmly steals two 18-packs of beer. 
In Story #3, a father struggles to help his daughter with some strangely-worded anatomy homework. 
And finally, a voicemail from TSA agent Michael Kissick.
Pick up Alison's new book, Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me)!
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices