This week, Esther Povitsky (Alone Together, Glowing Up) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! 
In Story 1, Starbucks customers are shocked when a man kicks his way through the ceiling. 
In Story 2, a man puts a 6-year-old McDonalds cheeseburger and fries up for sale on Ebay. 
In Story 3, a couple, high on bath salts, mistakes fireflies for alien lasers. 
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