Joe Kwaczala has returned—what a speedy return!—and he once faked a limp until his mom intervened. He also has a crazy track record of calling into radio stations and winning. Jordan Morris doesn't know anything about how to fix your phone so stop asking him. Also, he's denim jacket guy now and he's here to talk about rinses! Alison once split her pants on the way to The Cheesecake Factory to see a guy who had a crush on her friend. Plus a New Zealand quiz! Play along at home! Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen   Buy Alison's Book: Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me) You probably need to buy a new ARIYNBF Legacy Shirt! and the HGFY ringtone! This show is brought to you  http://Ancestry.com/BESTFRIEND (for 20% off your AncestryDNA kit), http://Casetify.com/BESTFRIEND (to get 20% off your purchase), http://Bitsbox.com (enter promo code BESTFRIEND for $25 off plus free shipping) and http://Yousician.com/Alison (for an extended 14 day free trial of the premium plus package). Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial