This week Anthony Jeselnik stops into town to hear about a man who admits to the police that he’s not good at stealing cars. In story 2, a man calls the police to repost a missing cheeseburger. In story 3, a woman who thinks she is suffering with symptoms from Crohn's disease finds out that her problems are coming from an outside source. 
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