The annual "Real Housewives of New York" pilgrimage to The Berkshires is off to a great start, what with an instantly iconic squabble about Dorinda's Fish Room. Turns out The Countess requires less aquatic accommodations, and she won't be happy until she gets them. And even then she won't be happy. We recap the whole thing live from Portland, OR. Plus, we debut our new single, "GOODBYE KYLE!" For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy