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Show #534: You Need To Increase Your Surface Area.

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Nov 27, 2016

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An anime that bears no explanation. From the desperate challenge of Gerald Rathkolb, comes our SAME ROOM PODCAST FOR THE FIRST TIME IN GOD KNOWS HOW LONG (THAT I RECORDED ON MY PHONE SO IT SOUND SO'S CRAPPY), FEATURING Ai City.

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Nov 27, 2016

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A stupid podcast about Japanese cartoons and vidjergames.

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11/08/06 - Hideo Kojima: Voice of the Masses: Metal Gear Solid omnibus by Fast Karate for the Gentleman
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10/20/05 - Loli-to-tastic!: Zentrancon Woes. Wanda and the Colossus (and Stacy!) Loli-to-tastic! by Fast Karate for the Gentleman
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03/04/06 - Surfboards and Spinkicks: Korean Barbeque: Surprisingly cheap, but podcast delaying. 24: SPIN KICK THE BASTARD! Fist of the Northstar: Punch Some Jerks by Fast Karate for the Gentleman
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01/28/06 - Straight Jacked: True Patriotism. Little shop of Halo 2. Panda Z and the Urkel-Os by Fast Karate for the Gentleman
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04/22/06 - Punchout, Now That Was a Fun Game: Is Dave black? We can't be sure of that, but we are mildly certain that he's good at Time Crisis II. Oblivion redux. Just because you CAN make a mod doesn't mean you SHOULD make a mod. Howl's Moving Castle: Should we really let Miyazaki keep making... by Fast Karate for the Gentleman
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05/20/06 - GIVE ME MORE FISTFIGHTS!!: Final Fantasy Advent Children, Shadowgrounds, and Sin Episodes. by Fast Karate for the Gentleman
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06/03/06 - Dear Peter Chung: Aeon Flux and Respectable Female Anime Characters by Fast Karate for the Gentleman
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10/06/05 - Anime for MEN!: Saad's Halaal Failure and Dave's lady fashion tips. Resurgance of good co-op. Anime for MEN. by Fast Karate for the Gentleman
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01/14/06 - Surprisingly good-cast.: Spread the hate around. Splinter Cell III: Let's gank some Panamanians! Sadamitsu the TOTALLY AWESOME SHOW. by Fast Karate for the Gentleman
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02/25/06 - Help, We Need To Concentrate!: Karaoke, Hot Wings, and we love PandaXpress! Desert Punk, leave us alone! Your booby metaphors find no love here! The Art of Scaring Japanese Girls by Fast Karate for the Gentleman
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03/11/06 - This One's For You, Mozesh!: Captain Planet versus Naruto. Does someone smell baloney? Lost in the Nightmare: It's all about you, Mozesh. Bitching about Ultraviolet and The Matrix while Area 88 totally gets put to the wayside! (it's good guys, really!) by Fast Karate for the Gentleman
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07/15/06 - I Really Should've Edited This: Prey, Cold Fear, and THE WORST ANIME EVER by Fast Karate for the Gentleman
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02/18/06 - Shut up, Jaunty!: Cats in heat + Hypocrisy. Pandaxpress? It's bound to happen sometime! Patlabor TV: The art of time management by Fast Karate for the Gentleman
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04/01/06 - Kore Wa DEMON MUSCLE Desu ka?!: Dave can't stand fansubs, I thought Joel was Dave, though. Who's who? NAJICA?! NAJICA?! NAJICA!? Metal Slug 5 is like being transported back in time to when videogames were crap (last year). Fighting Spirit: Shine on! Kore No Wa DEMON'S MUSCLE Ka? by Fast Karate for the Gentleman
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