Katie and Ashley take a voicemail about a hypothetical President Nolan administration (1:28), then they get into some huge stories, like: court-side beer chugging (20:22), Danica Patrick's drink (24:15), Liverpool's unforgettable comeback (40:15), the Game of Thrones Cup and a new segment called 'No One Cares But I Care' (50:18), and some issues regarding the SI swimsuit issue (54:00). Later, the gang introduces a game called Hot Tab Time Machine (1:04:00).