“Extreme violence, shooting and shouting.”

Not a typical day at Ramble HQ but a chat about Frank Leboeuf’s acting career, which, after an unfortunate swerve in the direction of another memorable screen debut, is hastily abandoned in favour of admiration for Bojan’s debut goal for Stoke City, consternation over Arsenal’s defeat to Swansea and Joe Hart’s two touch trouble vs. QPR.

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