Episode 76: Ether 8-10

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Episode 76: Ether 8-10

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This one is full of good life lessons. First, a father pimps out his daughter (don't worry, she actually asks him to). Then we learn to never, under any circumstances, belong to an organzation that has any secrets (God HATES that). Next we get more great parenting advice, namely how to starve a troublesome child to death. And we wrap it up by hearing all about the most violent family in history. “Drink” Count – 58 Almost ten beers!

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