Let me change this lightbulb with my penis.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2986695/I-13-never-kissed-Mr-Collins-asks-comfortable-returns-totally-naked-puts-genitalia-right-eye-level-terrifying-Victim-accused-pedophile-Stephen-Collins-breaks-silence.html

oops I raped again.

http://www.wchstv.com/news/features/eyewitness-news/stories/Boone-Pastor-Accused-Of-Sex-Crimes-Against-Young-Boy-53599.shtml#.VdXjYnyFM5i

http://www.wowktv.com/story/29768703/former-boone-county-pastor-accused-of-molesting-a-child-again

Ranch to raise children to rape.

http://www.ktvb.com/story/news/crime/2015/08/17/christian-ranch-sex-abuse-magill/31848993/

Thank you to @huministfury

His blog https://abrahameffect.wordpress.com/2015/08/04/fighting-position-no-faith-in-foxholes/

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