Reasons we did the podcast this week:To remind you that children are the future.To wake you the fuck up, America.To ask that you not narc on someone’s orgy.To insist that you shouldn’t club someone to death for narcing on your orgy.To discourage you from dedicating your orgies to the goddess Artemis.To plug the mid-90s rock band Green Jelly.To encourage you to leave a plate out for Ben Brewer next Thanksgiving.To guide you through the dispelling ritual to prevent Drusilla Destiny from rising up to destroy you in seven episodes.To tell the truth.And hind-most, to keep you safe. This show is about safety.Music Credits:"Rocinante's Lament" by Doctor Turtle“Cantate Domino” by Giovanni Croces“Puzzle VIP” by RetroVision“Live Like You Were Dying” (Karaoke Version) originally performed by Tim McGrawThanks to original Baby Boy Scott Lamb for the intro music and Superbrat for the outro music.