Today's episode is chock full of assholes outside of the three idiots with microphones in front of them. We talk about a dad that won the right to name his future son Tiger because Tiger Woods won the Masters last Sunday, a mom that threw a birthday party at Build-A-Bear then made all the kids give their built bears to her daughter, a couple that asked for their neighbors to feed them and clean for them because the are having a baby, and an update from Disney John who had his engagement proposal spoiled by his father-in-law. We also dive into recaps of everybody's Easters, McCartney's T-Ball prowess, and Large's newest ride or die chick.