Elizabeth Warren's DNA test woes. (Psst: race is a social construct and tribal membership is not granted by chromosomes.) Practical Magic does not hold up. Hocus Pocus does. Melania's colonial cosplay. A brief consideration of fashion we loved from monsters in the Cheeto administration. Plus, Taylor and Kanye's role reversal.Reading List:Lizzie WarrenPractical Magic + the curse of heterosexuality (good alternative: Hocus Pocus)Bette Midler’s offensive tweetMelania, most bullied person in the world, is into colonial cosplay