We promise 0% of this episode is dedicated to the Mueller Report. Promise!Round 1: A Korean fatso ate his way out of military service by shoving fried chicken and booze down his gullet. Honestly, that sounds lovely.Round 2: We will not rest until The Code on CBS is off the air, and never returns.Round 3: Iraq looks to ban Fortnite and other video games that have a negative influence. There goes Bren's summer plansRound 4: The Commanding General of 2nd Marine Division Dunks His Dick On The Forehead of Every Marine Living In North CarolinaRound 5: Cons interviews Dan Futrell to discuss the Pat Tillman foundation and Pat's Run on April 27th