Round 1: Soldiers are quite literally diggin' them boobies at Fort Bragg after excavating a time capsule from 1979Round 2: HO, HO, HO! Guess whos coming down the chimney! It's oh..… A hefty, drunk Royal Navy pilot who got stuck there during a mess night drinking gameRound 3: Finally, the most patriotic state debate has been settled. We will dive in. Round 4: The troops are hornier than ever. As a result, we've got more cases of gonorrhea than MREs amongst the junior ranks. Round 5: ZBT Fashion - Some boot wore his West Point boots to his high school prom. Does he deserve to be roasted for it?