This week on the Comedy Button, Max is apparently turning into Benjamin Button, Anthony visits Jurassic Park, Ryan tells us his stupid opinion on G.I.  Joe: Retaliation, we deduce that Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue actually made kids WANT to take drugs, Scott reports on his trip to Star Wars heaven, we give ourselves a little lovin', Scott tells us about his girlfriend's totally-not-night-terrors, we wonder how to explain the C-word to children, people send us some more stupid emails and press releases, Ryan is basically the old man from Up, we rave about Sebulba Koosh balls, we recount our worst childhood injuries, and Brian's parents almost get him kicked out of the trampoline factory. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.