Humans of Earth! Are you ready for... Mother 2? Or Earthbound? Whatever you want to call it! On this episode: Vanessa is on the gargle for St. Patrick's Day, John brings back a beloved segment, Matthew has a Level Up Classic, and Jim engages in Laissez-Faire parenting. Talking points for this episode include: attractive nuisances, Captain Strong's child fight club, at what age a child can confidently be called a jerk, and a look at this game's obsession with bed wetting. This Week: We defeat Captain Strong in Earthbound! Next Week: We hop on the Runaway Five tour bus and head to Threed! Thanks to the Extra Lives for the use of their cover of Earthbound's Mobile Opponents Battle Theme! Follow Extra Lives on YouTube (they do a new song every week): youtube.com/extralivesmusic Follow Extra Lives on Facebook: facebook.com/extralivesmusic Follow Extra Lives on Instagram: instagram.com/extralivesmusic Request a video game tune for Extra Lives to cover: patreon.com/extralivesmusic Thanks to Steven Morris for letting us use his cover of Earthbound's Summers! Check out Steven Morris on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/ca/artist/steven-morris/5192694 Follow Steven Morris on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCKSzNFVHfOKwj-G1uFWBmTQ Listen to Steven Morris on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/5hNERgraOYxpkBfM5UoiP5 Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com