TMP – Shimself Crazy Nanobot

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TMP – Shimself Crazy Nanobot

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Sep 20, 2012

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Bryan, Will and Chris discuss having children and what lessons they will pass along to their progenies. We want your feedback! Subscribe, rate and review on iTunes, follow @TenMinPod on Twitter and visit Facebook.com/TenMinPod to like our page!

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A podcast formerly hosted by Will Sasso (MADtv, The Three Stooges, lots of other stuff) that featured he and his funny pals doing lots of super fun bits, jumping into some silly characters and impersonations, and ruthlessly belittling one another for real the way only good friends can. Ten Minute Podcast is recess for adults. Pass it on!

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