Ikea and Home Depot are a dorkdom I did NOT see coming. Jean Grae (@JeanGreasy – her new album “Everything’s Fine” just came out! Get it.) is such a delight I CLAIM I will go to an IKEA. Wait for it. I learn about curtains. You will be CHARMED. #jococruise Enjoy. AD: Secret Active. www.secret.com (you guys… they got the domain name secret.com. AWESOME). Donate to The Dork Forest at www.dorkforest.com or www.jackiekashian.com 11:35 Home Depot    20:35 The Zombie Apocalypse and the use of “Shelf Bits” 36:35 Jean solves my Kitchen Curtain Rod issues. My album “I Am Not the Hero of This Story” available on Amazon, iTunes and hard copy if you want it signed on the website. As well as TDF tshirts, standup shirts and other CDs and just videos of my comedy. Premium eps of TDF are taped live and available here: https://thedorkforest.bandcamp.com/   USE THE AMAZON banner when you order your own dorky goodness. Audio leveling by Patrick Brady  Music is by Mike Ruekberg  Website design by Vilmos: www.hiredguncoding.com album “Everything’s Fine” just came out! Get it.) is such a delight.