The French Correction

FromJudge John Hodgman

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The French Correction

FromJudge John Hodgman

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88 minutes

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May 15, 2014

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Two Quebecers quarrel: should they speak English or French when they're out and about in their hometown of Montreal? With expert witness Jonathan Goldstein, host of CBC's WireTap!

Released:

May 15, 2014

Format:

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