The first completely competitive and interesting weekend of the college football season gets...well, it gets us starting off by talking about a man dying a horrible death in a New York utility tunnel.
There is actual football. Points covered include:
-- "We gotta shit on Texas, Spencer. Because there is a fresh reason to shit on Texas."
-- A proposal about Auburn struggling being a sign they will inevitably end up in the national title game
-- How Houston Nutt is orbiting the earth like Felix Baumgartner waiting for that call from a willing school as a signal to drop in and save Arkansas
-- More petty swipes at Will Muschamp (cut and paste from every week)
-- A painful recounting of the times each of us watched a game that left us so angry we wept blood (except for Jason, who is the Dr. Manhattan of college football)
-- Proposed: a campus full of yellow jackets would actually be a deeply uncomfortable place, and a campus of Brutus Buckeyes would be pretty much the same as Ohio State's campus right now
-- Why BYU is dirty as hell (and that's just fine)
-- Proposed: sponsoring a Shutdown Fullcast bowl gameLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices