Ryan was sick for this edition of the Shutdown Fullcast, so we got ESPN's own Mina Kimes to join us to discuss an extremely important college football team: The Seattle Seahawks. Mina is now a featured member of the cast; Ryan has been reassigned to the mail room.  

Other topics discussed: 

--Nick Saban gets out of a helicopter, which is the only actual news

--A brief survey of the Washington Huskies’ recent dark years

--Why the Pac-12’s deep relaxing chill might give college talent better prospects as professional football players

--Pete Carroll’s ability to hypnotize the mothers of recruits with his sheer animal charisma

--The discomfort of referring to anyone as a “twelve” outside of the context of professional wrestling

--Mina discloses her experience playing The Undertaker in wrestling matches with her brother, and how she sells a Stunner

--Celebrations in the football and how a discussion of Korean bat-flipping gets us to the story where Mina does the spinning Homer dance on the floor in the name of doing her job as a journalist

--Proven: Jerry Rice is the best Twitter user on the planet Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices