You know how we did a live show in Austin centered around animal mishaps? Well, there were several stories you submitted that we did not feel comfortable reading into a microphone in front of actual people. So we saved them for this episode, where we could read them into a microphone to digital people, who are not real. Topics include:- Ocean's 11 But Dogs- Prissy, the Radical Feminist Cow- Woodchucks + Fireworks = John Wuck- Tom Hanks as a unit of measurement- Unregistered Iowa Petting Zoo(s)Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices