97 "Once" Upon a Time in London

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97 "Once" Upon a Time in London

FromBetty in the Sky with a Suitcase!

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Sep 8, 2013

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Episode 97 This show is full of stories about life vests, items left on the airplane, wet rag captains and soap on your feet. Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com Music "Flying" by The Catch

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Sep 8, 2013

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1 Monkeys and Tigers and Ghosts...Oh My: My first episode..."Monkeys and Tigers and Ghosts...Oh my!!" In this episode we hear about some troublesome monkeys in Bali, some bugs and bats in Belize , a dead guy in first class, and then back to India for tigers and ghosts! Music by Garage Band... by Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!
25 min listen
13 It's in the Air: Episode 13 Because of the amount of time Flight Attendants and Pilots spend in flying...alot happens in the air. In this episode we about... love in the air, being lost in the air, and needing a doctor in the air. Then at the end of the episode we... by Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!
26 min listen
20 Off the Beaten Runway: Episode 20 This show has great stories about crewmembers and passengers who are shall we say "colorful" or "interesting"! At the end of the episode we actually have an ax wielding Captain! Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com Music... by Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!
21 min listen
3 How's the Water?: Episode 3 How's the water? In this episode we travel to Maui to hear about a pesky shark and an angry turtle. We also venture to Kenya, Israel, and then off to Egypt to hear about an amazing dolphin encounter. Music from the TV show Firefly that will... by Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!
19 min listen
47 Traveling Without a Pen: Episode 47 One of the things that bugs the Flight Attendants most about passengers is that they travel without a pen. It's basically just being unprepared. I was unprepared this month because my digital recorder broke! So I wasn't... by Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!
27 min listen
2 Disaster Light: Episode 2 DISASTER LIGHT My own story of being smack dab in the middle of a natural disaster! Along with an explosion and 2, yes 2, wacky highjacker stories! Music by Garage Band...Hijacker by The Daybreakers and Paper Airplane by Something Else... by Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!
27 min listen
11 Serendipity: Serendipity Episode 11 This episode brings us stories about moments in life that are not easily explained. We hear about a possible UFO sighting and some fateful moments on the aircraft. At the end of the episode I tell you about my date with fate on... by Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!
28 min listen
40 Coffee Tea or Me?: Episode 40 Surprise surprise...this episode features funny airline stories involving coffee, tea and a little romance! People always ask me about the mile high club...so we have one of those stories along with some jolting coffee tales and a... by Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!
25 min listen
4 Full Circle: Full Circle!! Episode 4 This episode has some very funny stories that are ever so slightly off color or politically incorrect. We hear about some bodily functions, some ethnic stereotypes, and then a story at the end that brings everything full... by Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!
19 min listen
15 Can't we all just get along?: Episode 15 In this episode we hear funny stories about generalizations about all types of different people.. and ask...can't we all just get along? Music by garageband.com "Everything Good" performed by Twintwelve (I really like their music!) ... by Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!
24 min listen
27 All in a Days Work: Episode 27 I'm sure each and every one of you have funny things happen when you are at work, but Flight Attendants and Pilots average day just seems to have more of them. We hear about the Flight Attendants having to open the door...inflight! ... by Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!
26 min listen
24 Crews Behaving Badly 2: Episode 24 This episode is chock full of short stories of flight crews acting rather mischievous. We have Flight Attendants pulling pranks on Pilots, a prisoner making a run for it, a mistaken rocket launch...plus some simply zany behavior! The photo... by Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!
25 min listen
6 Airplane Safari: Episode 6..."Airplane Safari" Funny stories of animals in the cabin, celebs with their animals and my favorite animal from my African safari. CLICK HERE TO SUBSCRIBE IN iTUNES! Music from garageband.com "She" performed by Round 2 by Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!
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10 Birthday Suit: Episode 10 Birthday Suit! In this episode we hear about a pilot in his birthday suit, a few passengers in the buff and a flying santa suit. At the end of the episode I share a few touching listener e-mails. CLICK HERE TO SUBSCRIBE IN iTUNES! HAPPY... by Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!
21 min listen
38 Welcome Aboard: Episode 38 I would like to welcome you aboard episode 38 which is full of outrageous stories in the timeline of a typical flight. We've got a sexy safety demonstration, puke in the first class desserts and tp in the pantyhose! So sit... by Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!
21 min listen
36 Dingbats Take Flight: Episode 36 This episode could be called Blondes Take Flight... but being a blonde I wanted a non hair color specific term to describe a moment where your alittle slow on the uptake. So this show features some outrageous stories involving... by Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!
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7 Security: Episide 7 "Security" This episode is about all types of security. We hear about some Canadian Mounted Police, a prisoner needing escorts, and delve into security post 9-11. At the end of the episode we hear an elequent statement from a retired Airline... by Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!
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29 The Naked Truth: Episode 29 I record all types of stories and then I try to find a theme for an episode. Strangely enough a common thread seemed to be stories with people in various stages of undress? So among the underwear and naked stories we hear my own most... by Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!
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12 People are Strange: Episode 12 People are strange, a little odd and crazy. We hear about some strange passengers, an odd pilot and then I tell one of my favorite travel stories. You will probably think I'm crazy after you hear this story of a camel trek in the Sahara... by Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!
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9 Crews Behaving Badly: Episode 9, Crews Behaving Badly! In this episode we hear witty responses to problem passengers along with Pilot and Flight Attendant pranks and an update on my trip to Kuwait. Music by garageband.com Betty 5 0 by Automatics by Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!
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5 Top Guns & Blonde Moments: Episode 5. This eposode has fighter pilot stories mixed in with blonde moments. And at the end of the episode I tell one of my blonde moments where I jumped off a moving train in Morocco! Be sure to check out Fly With Me at www.flywithjoe.com there is... by Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!
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37 Airline Life is Wild: Episode 37 It's sort of an understatement to say that Airline Life is Wild as you'll see in this wild episode of Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase! We have wild life stories starring leopards, gorillas, turtles and snakes. Along with just "plane"... by Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!
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8 Lost in Translation: Episode 8 Lost in Translation Funny stories about communication issues from the cockpit, the tower and in the cabin. At the end of the episode I'll have some exciting news! Music by Pod Safe Music Network "Crack the Sky" by Joe Campbell by Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!
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14 It's in the Air 2: Episode 14 This episode brings us stories from the air...we have some swearing in the air, a cat and a mouse in the air, some pilot competitions and a truely embarassing moment in the air. At the end of the episode we hear the second part of the... by Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!
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32 It's a Zoo Up Here: Episode 32 Who knew there are so many Airline stories starring our furry friends! In this show we hear about racoons, gorillas, dogs, monkeys, cows, birds and ferrets all flyings the friendly skies. Hang on for a "wild" ride.... by Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!
26 min listen
16 It's the Bomb: Episode 16 In this episode we hear scary stories. Some are funny scary and others are truely scary like the captain having a heart attack inflight. And the last story...well...it's the bomb! Music by www.garageband.com "Bombs Away"... by Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!
33 min listen
18 Watch Your Back: Episode 18 Flight Attendants and Pilots spend a lot of time in hotel rooms and this episode brings us stories of hotel burglars...strange things lost and found in hotel rooms...and a couple naked hotel room incidents. When your traveling... it's... by Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!
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31 Galley Talk: Episode 31 I'm just back from Tobago and something I miss when I have a break from work is the Galley Talk. This show has a lot of funny stories from the galley. We hear about the lower galley, famous people in the galley and at the end of the... by Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!
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23 Contrails and Hound Dogs: Episode 23 What do contrails, hound dogs, fretless monsters, bjillionaires, low cut dresses and lisping pregnant women have in common? They are all featured in this potluck episode of Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase. And the last story...all I can... by Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!
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17 Kids on a Plane: Episode 17 This episode features funny stories of kids on the plane. The title is in reference to the upcoming movie that is getting great press..."Snakes on a Plane." Actually one of the stories has kids and snakes on a plane. CLICK... by Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!
20 min listen

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97 "Once" Upon a Time in London

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