Juniper Blood
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You don't compromise on those.'
Lip and Ruth have left the city behind for a new life on a farm; trying to live differently, live better. But when Ruth's stepdaughter and her incendiary best friend arrive, this quiet rural project is thrown into chaos, as conflicting visions of the future come crashing into the present.
Poignant and powerful, Mike Bartlett's play Juniper Blood explores the true cost of pursuing our ideals in an imperfect world. It premiered at the Donmar Warehouse, London, in 2025, directed by James Macdonald.
Mike Bartlett
Mike Bartlett is a multi-award-winning writer for both stage and screen. Theatre includes: Juniper Blood (Donmar Warehouse, 2025); Unicorn (West End, 2025); Scandaltown (Lyric Hammersmith, 2022); The 47th (Old Vic, London, 2022); Mrs Delgado (Old Fire Station, Oxford, 2021); Snowflake (Old Fire Station, Oxford, 2018); Albion (Almeida Theatre, London, 2017); Wild (Hampstead Theatre, 2016); Game (Almeida, 2015); King Charles III (Almeida Theatre and West End, 2014); An Intervention (Paines Plough/Watford, 2014); Bull (Sheffield Theatres, 2013); Medea (Headlong, 2012); Chariots of Fire (Hampstead Theatre, 2012); 13 (National Theatre, London, 2011); Decade (Headlong, 2011); Earthquakes in London (Headlong & National Theatre, 2010); Love, Love, Love (Paines Plough & Plymouth Theatre Royal, 2010); Cock (Royal Court, 2009; West End, 2022); Contractions (Royal Court Theatre, London, 2008); Artefacts (Bush Theatre & Nabokov, 2008); and My Child (Royal Court, 2007). Television includes: Life, Doctor Foster, King Charles III, Sticks and Stones, Trauma and Press.
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Juniper Blood - Mike Bartlett
ACT ONE
Juniper Rise, a field on a farm in North-West Oxfordshire.
Early summer. Evening.
Around it appears to be a standard arable crop. At the top of the field is an old wooden platform. There’s a table in the centre, and a few old chairs. Some wooden, some not.
From off we hear the sound of people mucking about in a swimming pool.
PHILIP (LIP) THOMPSON enters. He’s forty-five, strong, a little unkempt. In old clothes. Tousled hair. He’s sweating – been working hard.
He’s quietly humming ‘On One April Morning’.
He carries some part of a tractor. He puts it on the table. Then sits on the table, looks at the view and rolls a spliff. He listens, looks around.
The sound of the mucking about has stopped. In its place we hear a few birds – mostly red kites, but when they shut up, some others.
A moment.
Then he gets a text on his phone. Gets it out. Stares at it for a moment.
Then puts it away.
He finishes rolling and lights up. Smokes.
Silence. Except for the birds. And the growing sound of chatter…
MILLY and FEMI enter. Early twenties. They don’t see him at first… They’ve come straight from the pool, in swimming costumes, wet, with towels. MILLY’s also carrying a beach bag with some stuff in it.
MILLY Oh my God you’re such a fucking freak –
FEMI Just giving you the detail.
MILLY Yeah well
FEMI You love it.
MILLY Actually I genuinely really fucking don’t? So can you just go and fucking find some other – Oh.
She’s seen LIP . They approach him on the platform.
Alright?
No response.
Thought we’d sun ourselves. Dry out. That okay?
No response.
Is that…?
Didn’t know you…
LIP doesn’t respond. A little flicker of a look between MILLY and FEMI . Over the next she takes a wrap out of her bag and puts it on.
We love it by the way. What Ruth said. She said it was this total idyll?
Completely away from stuff, run-down but in a good way you know just run-down enough?
And like, your family have lived here for ever?
No reply.
Can I have some?
Of that?
We didn’t bring any.
LIP looks at her.
FEMI Sorry about her. She doesn’t hide her singular focus very well to put it mildly, that’s partly because she’s a bitch and a low-level drug addict?
MILLY Er / excuse me?
FEMI And also to do with her ongoing trauma from her childhood? Which is both pretty harrowing and strangely dull at the same time.
The unrelenting targeting, if we can call it that, comes from her father. Probably subconscious. She’s constantly and ferociously after what she wants. David Mamet.
MILLY Fem –
FEMI Always Be Closing. If that means anything?
MILLY I think he lost interest like a hundred years ago –
FEMI Either way this whole spliff thing is completely up to you – it’s yours and we respect that. I mean if you’d rather, and if you’ve got a stash, we’d be totally happy to buy some off you so it’s all… okay.
Or nothing at all!
FEMI smiles. Charming.
LIP looks at them both…
… then offers the spliff to FEMI .
What a generous farmer you are.
FEMI takes a toke.
And what a benevolent man I am Millicent.
He gives it to MILLY .
She tokes.
I’faith my love! Be measured in your indulgence, our farmer may be banging your ex-stepmother within an inch, but he’s essentially a stranger, I mean we’ve barely exchanged a word –
He smiles at LIP .
– not for want of trying I grant you, but either way, this is a liberty is it not?
(To LIP.) We’re grateful for the hospitality. But two hours since arrival and already we adore it.
MILLY smokes. Then to LIP –
MILLY You busy then?
No reply. Then, re: the tractor part.
What’s that?
No reply. She rolls her eyes. No patience.
Okay…
FEMI Well he’s been working, hasn’t he? The farm hardly runs itself, and like your mum said –
MILLY She’s not my mum
FEMI I think of her as your mum, anyway she’s doing all the new bits and pieces whatever they are, whilst our farmer here –
MILLY You should call him by his name.
FEMI While Lip here keeps the rest of the show going single-handed. Of course not single-handed, he has two of them, which I have noticed are not like yours or mine Millicent, smooth from caressing our delicate screens, but volcanic pumice skin on rocky mitts. And these are merely the tips, of untapped subterranean reserves, I’m sure. He’s a rural edifice, up and down.
She gives him the spliff. LIP is already rolling another. MILLY lays out the towel on the ground.
MILLY Are there bugs?
FEMI What?
MILLY On the ground are there fucking little things that’ll crawl on me if I lie down?
FEMI Oh probably but –
LIP No.
He lights the second spliff. A moment to take in the fact that LIP has finally spoken. FEMI particularly struck by it.
MILLY Right. Good. Thanks.
FEMI continues looking at LIP . More interested.
FEMI I honestly hope you don’t mind us visiting. I realise our connection is tenuous. I’m off in September to do an MSc in contemporary rural ecology but –
MILLY Which university?
FEMI It’s a passion, you know –
MILLY What university is it?
FEMI What?
MILLY – you’re itching to / tell him –
FEMI Oh fine well it’s Oxford, but I don’t like to say obviously –
MILLY ‘Don’t like to / say’??!
FEMI – point is, people make the assumption, my friends thought I was totally – we grew up in the city, you know, hardly any fauna but that’s – I mean that’s a caricature there’s more than you think. And
