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Chicken Jockey Joke Book : Ride or Cry: Skibidi Toilet
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Chicken Jockey Joke Book: Ride or Cry
Over 500 jokes that will make you cluck, chuckle, and cry (from laughing too hard)!
Get ready to saddle up and laugh your blocky head off with the wildest, weirdest, and most side-splitting joke book in the Overworld! Whether you're a die-hard Minecraft fan or just someone who thinks chickens riding zombies is comedy gold (because it is), this book delivers punchlines faster than a creeper on caffeine.
Inside you'll find:
* Hilarious jokes about chicken jockeys, mobs, and Minecraft mayhem
* Minecraft-inspired puns, riddles, and giggle-worthy one-liners
* A wild ride through the world of mobs, mobs, and more mobs!
Perfect for fans of Minecraft, meme lovers, and anyone who can't resist a good (or bad) joke, Chicken Jockey Joke Book: Ride or Cry is the ultimate gift for gamers, gigglers, and bathroom readers everywhere.
Warning: May cause uncontrollable laughter and spontaneous chicken impressions.
LanguageEnglish
PublisherFandom Books
Release dateApr 14, 2025
ISBN9798230158103
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Chicken Jockey Joke Book - Fandom Books
Page 1
Why did the Chicken Jockey cross the road?
To ambush you halfway and ruin your speedrun!
What’s scarier than a zombie?
A zombie with poultry transportation.
Chicken Jockeys don’t need Uber—
They ride chickens with zero remorse.
I tried to make friends with a Chicken Jockey...
Now I’m respawning.
Page 2
When life gives you chickens, Minecraft gives them zombies.
Zombies walk slow. Chickens walk fast.
Chicken Jockeys? Speedy nightmares on legs.
I thought chickens were harmless...
Until one zoomed by with a baby zombie on top.
Don’t underestimate a Chicken Jockey.
They’re cluckin’ dangerous.
Page 3
How do you escape a Chicken Jockey?
You don’t. You run and pray your sprint bar holds out.
Why don’t Chicken Jockeys play baseball?
They always hit foul.
What’s a Chicken Jockey’s favorite dance?
The Chicken Trot of Doom.
That awkward moment when a chicken is faster than your horse.
Chicken Jockeys are proof Minecraft devs woke up and chose chaos.
Page 4
Zombies walk into lava.
Chicken Jockeys fly into your nightmares.
I tried to raise peaceful chickens...
They unionized with baby zombies.
How do Chicken Jockeys celebrate Halloween?
They dress up as innocent poultry.
What do you call a Chicken Jockey in a tuxedo?
Cluck Norris.
Page 5
The worst part about Chicken
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