Now We Are Six Hundred: A Collection of Time Lord Verse
By James Goss and Russell T. Davies
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With illustrations by Russell T Davies, original showrunner of the new-era Doctor Who, the first ever Doctor Who poetry collection—a charming, funny and whimsical illustrated collection of verse that celebrates the joys and pitfalls of getting older . . . Time-Lord older.
Like many of us, the older they get, the more Time Lords realize how little they understand the universe around them. This delightful collection of poems—the first volume of Doctor Who verse published—offers moments of insight, wit, and reassurance for the maturing inhabitants of Gallifrey (and everywhere else), including such delights as:
THE END
When I was One
I was not much fun
When I was Two
I was barely through
When I was Three
I liked strong tea
When I was Four
I hated a bore
When I was Five
I was really alive
When I was Six
I somehow could never quite fit in to what was expected of me, well, not exactly but that was because things weren’t neat and there are no easy rhymes in the universe and scansion, my dear Peri, is a thing that’s really overrated and you only have to look at a sunset to realise that creation itself is a poem and oh no wait, got it, of course, Fix! The line needed to end with Fix!
(Or tricks. That’s works too.)
When I was Seven
I sent the gods to Heaven
When I was Eight
Kissing was great
When I was Nine
I had forgotten time
When I was Ten
I began again
When I was Eleven
I totally got even
When I was Twelve, I became as clever as clever
And now I think I’ll be Twelve for ever and ever*
(*Unless, of course, there is a terrible catastrophe involving explosions, radiation, or heights. And then I guess we’ll find out what comes next. But the eyebrows won’t be as good.)
James Goss
James Goss has written three Torchwood novels, a Doctor Who novel, and two radio plays, and is the co-author, with Steve Tribe of The Dalek Handbook and Doctor Who: A History of the Universe in 100 Objects. His Doctor Who audiobook Dead Air won Best Audiobook 2010 and his books Dead of Winter and First Born were both nominated for the 2012 British Fantasy Society Awards.
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Now We Are Six Hundred - James Goss
BEFORWARDS
Dawn came to the Thousand Year Wood. It had snowed
again, as it always did. Figment poked his head out of his
little burrow and made his careful way through the fresh
white snow.
He wondered if today he’d meet Whoot the Owl. Whoot
had been working on a Special Snowing Song, the words of
which he’d learned by heart yesterday, but today they were
gone from the tip of his tongue.
Oh dear,
said Figment. "I must stop keeping things on
the tip of my tongue."
He carried on his happy way through the Thousand Year
Wood, trying ever so hard to remember that song. Songs
were like that in the Thousand Year Wood. You’d go to
sleep with them laid out ready to slip on the next morning,
only to wake up and find them all covered in the snow of a
new day.
Figment wondered which of his friends he’d find in the
snow today. Perhaps TymeWore (such a sad little donkey)
or maybe he’d be whisked away by Dr Roo, who’d want
him to go hunting for Gallifrump.
Figment pottered on, until he stubbed his toe against
something in the snow.
Ow,
said Figment and scratched his head when he’d
stopped rubbing his toe. What’s this?
It was a tree, hidden in the snow. He worked to uncover
it, singing a jolly little Uncovering Song as he worked. The
tree was square and blue, which was exciting, as Figment
had never seen a blue tree before. There was some writing
on the blue tree, which Figment couldn’t quite make out.
He scratched his head (which had seen a good deal of
scratching) and spelt out what he could.
"OFFICERSANDCARS
RESPOND TO URGENT CALLS"
Figment read it again and he smiled. "How terribly nice
of Officer Sandcars," he said to himself. Figment wondered
ever so much what he looked like.
I do hope my call is urgent,
said Figment. "Or, at least,
that it sounds urgent."
Puzzling this problem, Figment wandered away into
the Thousand Year Wood. He was humming to
himself, humming a tune which the strange blue tree
had taught him . . .
FULL STOP
(after ‘The End’)
When I was One
I was not much fun
When I was Two
I was barely through
When I was Three
I liked strong tea
When I was Four
I hated a bore
When I was Five
I was so alive
When I was Six
I somehow could never quite fit in to what was expected of me, well, not exactly but that was because things weren’t neat and there are no easy rhymes in the universe and scansion, my dear Peri, is a thing that’s really overrated and you only have to look at a sunset to realise that creation itself is a poem and oh no wait, got it, of course, Fix! The line needed to end with Fix! (Or tricks. That works too.)
When I was Seven
I sent gods to Heaven
When I was Eight
Kissing was great
When I was Nine
I fought time
When I was Ten
I began again
When