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    Granny Mac and Other Stories: Six Tall Tales
    Granny Mac and Other Stories: Six Tall Tales
    Granny Mac and Other Stories: Six Tall Tales
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    Granny Mac and Other Stories: Six Tall Tales

    By Pieter Woittiez

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    What happens when Granny Mac decides to take things into her own hands and chop a tree branch obscuring her view?

    Why is there a secret research centre somewhere in the Pacific Ocean?

    Who are the ratty stampers on the road to a motel on a Greek island?

    How does Wally get into Heaven and turn things upside down?

     

    Join the author on a journey through six tantalising tales that will lead you to smile, laugh, wonder and reflect.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherPieter Woittiez
    Release dateNov 6, 2023
    ISBN9781923061569
    Granny Mac and Other Stories: Six Tall Tales

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